Take Precaution B4 Marriage..

Assalamualaikum...

sudah lama aku tidak menjengah blogku ini..kita dah hampir ke penghujung bulan mac...
bagaimana dengan anda? sudahkah mencapai sasaran yang ingin dilakukan pada bulan ini....
jangan bertangguh lagi...selesaikan secepat mungkin...

siapa yang ingin meluahkan perasaan kat orang yang diminati beritahulah sekarang...
siapa yang berhajat nak meminang anak dara orang...ha..hantarlah rombongan sekarang....
siapa yang nak melangsungkan perkahwinan... semoga majlis anda berjalan dengan lancar....
tapi ingat........ jangan sekarang sayang....!!!!!!!


Before marriage. .
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
DIE,i'll die with u .
After marriage.
"U die, up to u. "

Before marriage. .
U go anywhere. . I follow u.
After marriage. . .
U go anywhere. . up to u.
soo long married. . .
U go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
u are my heart, u are my love"
After wedding
"u get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"u are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding
"u are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like
it or
not, I'm
stuck with u
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue.U get on
my head, I
will sue u

Before wedding
Every dating he brings u to Shangri-La
After wedding
U want to go, he says u 'wait-la'

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or
biawak.....